teh most dgm rp ever K.L.A

Lavi says:
Yuuuuuuu-chhaaaannnn...!!!!!!

Kanda says:
~does not respond~
What do you want, baka usagi?

Lavi says:
Let's drink some sake!

Kanda says:
...no.

Lavi says:
D>

Kanda says:
I don't trust what you'd do once you're drunk.

Lavi says:
You don't even know if I can get drunk!

Kanda says:
You're human.
Humans get drunk.
Therefore you get drunk.

Lavi says:
Aww. I ment, you don't know how many bottles.
How can I trust you when you are drunk anyways?

Kanda says:
You can't.
So I won't drink with you.

Lavi says:
D>

Allen has been added to the conversation.
  
Lavi says:


Allen says:
^^

Lavi says:
*sighs holding the sake* Want some Allen?

Kanda says:
Don't take it, moyashi.
It's probably poisoned.

Allen says:
eeeh...
*hestitateS*

Lavi says:
I did not poison it

Allen says:
*takes it*

Lavi says:
Just I need a drinkin' buddy!

Allen says:
*is drunk* heheheheeeeeee...

Kanda says:
....wow.

Lavi says:
o_o

Kanda says:
You really can't hold your liquor.

Lavi says:
XDDD
*drinks some sake* Moyashi can't can he~! Allen is so cute. haha

Kanda says:
~watches with a light scowl~

Allen says:
*dances arround*

Lavi says:
What?

Allen says:
neeeee... bakanda, you're soooooo boriiiing...

Lavi says:
Yeah! *has some more smiling* Be more carefree like Allen-kun.

Kanda says:
Che. And I'm guessing that you're trying to teach Cross's chicken to talk too.
Moyashi, I thought you hated liquor?

Allen says:
Neneneee... chicken, say, BAKANDA!

Lavi says:
He loves onii-chan thouggghh!
His chicken isn't even here Allen.

Allen says:
I didn't said say ''his chicken isn't even here *hicup* allen'' I said say Bakanda!! *points with finger to labeh*

Kanda says:
....

Lavi says:
o_o

Kanda says:
~snorts and hides face with hand~
Baka usagi turned chicken.

Lavi says:
Sh-shut up KANDA!

Allen. says:
I SAID BAKANDAAA!!

Lavi says:
*looks at Kanda* Bakanda.

Kanda says:
So you admit you're a chicken now.

Lavi says:
Anda you are a baka~  

Allen says:
very gooooood *hands a cracker*

Lavi says:
*gives back*

Allen says:
¬¬

Kanda says:
Baka niwatori.

Allen says:
take.da.cracker. *very scary allen face*

Lavi says:
*eye twitches and takes it giving it to KAnda.*
Here Bakanda

Kanda says:
It's your cracker, baka niwatori.
Be a good chicken and eat it.

Lavi says:
*licks Allen* D<

Allen says:
*licks Lavi back* Lavuiii tastes funneh

Kanda says:
Lav"uii"?
~snorts~ Lavi+Komui=Lavui.

Lavi says:
Yes. Kamui is pregnant with Lavui

Allen says:
O_________o
not the the evol cranck invesion again!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARW!!!
*runs in circles*

Lavi says:
o.o
*drinks*
Komui is blaming me for the pregnancy D>
>_> He raped meeh

Kanda says:
Oi, baka niwatori. Do you have some black coffee for the beansprout?
....
What the hell have you been smoking?!

Allen says:
*still running* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *crashes*

Lavi says:
O_O
*grabs Allen and ties him up*

Allen says:
it was all because of the misterious drink Komui gave Lavi, indeed my dear WATSON!

Kanda says:
O_O
~koffrapekoff~
~decides to drink some sake for the hell of it~

Allen says:
*sings who ever knows whut*

Lavi says:
..

Allen says:
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah meeeeeeeeeeeeeee biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bbooooooo

Lavi says:
*stares at KAnda*

Kanda says:
~blinks at the foreseeing beansprout~

Allen says:
o3o

Lavi says:
I am not raping
=3=

Kanda says:
e_e ~koffpedophilekoff~

Allen says:
Labui's a pedophile...

Lavi says:
o.o
*kisses Kanda*
No

Allen says:
*snores*

Kanda says:
~pulls away grimacing~ You reek of alcohol.

Lavi says:
..
So?
I am not drunk if that is what you are thinking.

Kanda says:
No.

Kanda says:
~drinks some more sake~

Allen says:
*drinks more... what ever is catched for*

Lavi says:
I thought you just fell asleep xD

Lavi says:
*drinks some more* Too bad Lenalee isn't around, then again she might hit Allen or something.

Allen says:
nooooooooooooooooooooo!1
I wanna Lenaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *cries and glomps Kanda from behind and sobs more* linaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Kanda says:
~ducks and dodges~

Lavi says:
o.o

Kanda says:
If you want Lenalee, go get her. Don't use me as a fucking subsitute!

Lavi says:
But
You are so girly looking~

Allen says:
But Lenaleee isn't onnnnn
It's not a substitute

Kanda says:
-_-*
~takes Mugen, and chops hair off~
There.

Allen says:
it's called crying on a friends sholder my dear Watson

Lavi says:
.......
O_O

Kanda says:
Am I still a fucking woman?!

Allen says:
WADDA FACK¿?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Lavi says:
*walks to Kanda and grabs his butt and humps him* <3 you're my women.

Allen says:
WADDA CHA DOOOOO WATSAAAAAAAN?!?!
*grabs glue and glues hair on kandas hair*

Kanda says:
~elbows Lavi~

Lavi says:
Ouf!

Kanda says:
~drags glued hair off head~
-__-
~waits~

Allen says:
it was lovetite... that must've let you baaaald Watsonieee!!

Kanda says:
~remains apathetic as hair grows out again~

Allen says:
*uses the cutted hair and glues it on Kanda's face* MUSTACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Kanda says:
>8|
~yanks on Allen's hair~ If you dare do something like that again, I swear I'll chop YOUR hair off.

Lavi says:
DX
*saves Allen*
*whimpers in corner*

Allen says:
*just notices that was saved*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! CHICKEN'S MAH HEROOOO!

Kanda says:
~snorts and hides face with hand again~
Baka niwatori~

Lavi says:
My soon to be wife hate meeehhh

Kanda says:
W-wife?!

Allen says:
Ooooooh!!

Kanda says:
~chokes on sake~

Allen says:
Chicken and Watson sitting on a tree!! K-I-S-C-E-N-C!!!

Kanda says:
?! Watson?! WTF?!
~smashes head on sake bottle and blacks out~

Lavi says:
ToT

Allen says:
*uses phoenix down on Watson**
REVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVI!!

Kanda says:
~Watson does not respond to "Watson"~

Lavi says:
Yuuu--chhaaaannn!

Kanda says:
~"Watson" remains dead~

Lavi says:
D>

Allen says:
*uses phoenix down on Yuu-chaaaaaaaaaaan~*

Lavi says:
*lays over Kanda's body protectivly*

Allen says:
Oh noes!! The phoenix down will fall on chu Lavi!

Lavi says:
O_O *un block*

Kanda says:
~remains dead because Lavi got in the way~

Allen says:
that wuz my last phoenix down o3o I'll use a BOBBY UP THEN!!!!!!!

Kanda says:
~blinks, and wakes up~

Lavi says:
D>

Kanda says:
Is that you, Undo Fairy...?

Lavi says:
Yu--cchhaaan
You can't die a virgin!

Kanda says:
You want me to go with you, Undo Fairy?
~gets up and walks towards a random blob on wall~

Lavi says:
o_o
He is drunk D>

Allen says:
*throws a cake to Kanda*

Kanda says:
~is walking, and the cake flies straight past~

Lavi says:
o-o
Bad aim

Allen says:
*drinks more* HOW COULD I MISs!!!
*throws millions of cakes*

Lavi says:
*eats one*

Kanda says:
~gets a sudden seizure and dodges each one~

Lavi says:
*ignores the two and goes for a cocktail* =3

Allen says:
THIS SHALL NOT END HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!!

Kanda says:
~bonks head on wall~ >_< OWWTFBAKANIWATORIWHATTHEHELLDIDYOUDO?!

Allen says:
*keeps throwing cakes and randomly throws Lavi*

Lavi says:
O_O

Kanda says:
~spins around clutching head and still manages to dodge the cakes~

Lavi says:
*was thrown* Dx

Kanda says:
~was landed on~ DX

Lavi says:
*looks down*

Allen says:
*was throwed all alooooone* xD

Lavi says:
O_O
X.x *piled on*

Kanda says:
~clutches head and scowls~
Oof!
What the hell, moyashi!

Allen says:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey *rolls off*

Lavi says:
D> Hard...
*stands up*

Allen says:
*throws self again with a giant cake behind* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Lavi says:
*slides on the other cakes to dodge*

Kanda says:
~mumbles about headache and leans against wall while Allen flies past again~

Lavi says:
XD
*hugs Kanda* You okay?

Kanda says:
~lets go of head and glares at Lavi~
No.
~kisses Lavi afterwards~
Now I am.
~gets up and looks for more sake~

Allen says:
;;;;A;;;; I MISS LINARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
BOHOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lavi says:
S>
*gives a life size doll*

Kanda says:
o.o~koffsexdollkoff~

Lavi says:
>_>

Kanda says:
~finishes off some vodka from nowhere~

Allen says:
*stares at doll* whadda chu haz a rinarri dall?

Lavi says:
Now why would I carry her sex doll?

Kanda says:
~gasps~ How could you, you bastard?!

Lavi says:
Why? To annoy Komui duh

Kanda says:
You're only marrying ME because you can't get HER!
~chucks the vodka bottle at his head~

Lavi says:
..wait..
O_O *ducks*
Am I the only sober one here?!

Kanda says:
AS IF, YOU LENALEEFUCKING COLDBLOODED COLDHEARTED BASTAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
~throws millions of vodka bottles with the ends chopped off, giving them sharp cutting edges~

Lavi says:
*grabs Kanda and pushes him into the wall getting hit by a few of them and stares deeply into his eyes.* I would never want another other then you Yu.

Allen says:
*starts chopping linali's hair off, uses glue, interrups the scene, and glues it on lavi's face and on own face* now we looks da same da see of usssss

Lavi says:
o,,,,o

Kanda says:
~glares at Allen~
~chucks a bottle at him~

Lavi says:
*undoes his new hair do...* Dx
That's it!

Allen says:
*doesn't dodge, but uses doll as a shield*

Kanda says:
~hears the doll go FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as the air goes out~

Lavi says:
o.o
*runs after Allen with super glue and wood glue*

Allen says:
MY LINALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!! IT WENT WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! NOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lavi says:
*glues Lenalee infront of Allen* Dx

Allen says:
*runs away from Lavi and hides under table*

Kanda says:
Oh, the humanity! ~mock faints~

Lavi says:
*puts wood glue on table and pushes it onto Allen making it stick to him* >/

Allen says:
*tries to get up*
oooh
Imma heaaaavyyyyy

Kanda says:
~drinks more vodka~

Lavi says:
*goes back to Kanda and steals some of his vodka from his mouth*

Allen says:
*starts spinning* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *all the things in the table are sended away in high speed*

Kanda says:
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
~is totally drunk and wasted~

Allen says:
*puts a bandana on eyes and grabs forks* IMMA NINJA TURTLEEEE!!

Lavi says:
Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this? *kisses his cheek*

Kanda says:
Come, gentle night, - come, loving black brow'd night,
Give me my Romeo; and when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of Heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

~grins maniacally and takes out Mugen~

Lavi says:
o_o

Allen says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
*tacleks Kanda and mugen is trown away in the air spinning like hell*

Kanda says:
~watches as Mugen comes back down and stabs Allen in the ass~ (not that way people)

Allen says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! OWOWOWOWWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW!!!

Lavi says:
*drinks sake to drown in sorrow* T_T

Kanda says:
~takes Mugen back~

Allen says:
OW!

Lavi says:
*tapes Allen's mouth shut*
D<
Listen to nii-san

Allen says:
;A;

Lavi says:
shut up

Allen says:
*nods*
;_;

Lavi says:
We are going after Kanda nao

Kanda says:
~throws more vodka bottles~

Allen says:
*gets hitted*

Lavi says:
*blocks with hammer*

Lavi says:
*pounces KAnda*
GIVE ME YOUR INNOCENCE D<

Allen says:
*is bleeding* @_@

Kanda says:
~is somehow underneath Lavi again~

Lavi says:
>O

Kanda says:
Hell no. Who the hell do you think I am?!

Lavi says:
....?

Kanda says:
~is somewhat sober again thanks to healing tattoo~

Lavi says:
You can't drink no more

Kanda says:
~raises and eyebrow, and slides out from under Lavi easily~

Allen says:
*is fast asleep* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... tacoz........... zzzzz....

Lavi says:
I don't want your innocence now.'
*tucks Allen in with a Lenalee plushie*

Kanda says:
~koffsexdollkoff~
~drinks some more vodka~

Lavi says:
<.<
GAH
*jumps him*

Allen says:
*snores out loud*

Lavi says:
NO MORE *tries to take away liquor*

Kanda says:
~molests Lavi's mouth while sneakily snatching the vodka bottle back~

Lavi says:
*bites pushing the bottles away*

Kanda says:
~deathglares, and opens another bottle and chugs the whole thing down~

Allen says:
*is secretly using one of komuis cameras to record while faking sleep*

Lavi says:
*grabs the bottle away*

Kanda says:
~flings Mugen wildly and it manages to cut the video camera neatly down the middle~

Allen says:
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww D>

Lavi says:
If you drink any more I will rape you!
D<

Kanda says:
~drinks a small saucer of sake while looking at Lavi with a raised eyebrow~

Lavi says:
.........

Allen says:
*mumbles ununderstabable words and smirks*

Lavi says:
*puts his headband over Allen's eyes and pins down Kanda* No more sake or vodkaaaaa

Kanda says:
~leans close to Lavi and whispers in his ear~ Only if I get to have you.

Lavi says:
*coughs a bit and blushes lightly*

Allen says:
*in the background* oh noes!! I haz becomed blind!

Lavi says:
In what manner?

Allen says:
*runs in circles like hell and crashes into someone* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kanda says:
~sneaks the chance, grabs the unfinishes bottle and chugs it down~

Allen says:
w@;;;;

Lavi says:
*gets up and takes it off Allen*
Sorry Allen =3=
*takes a sake and goes to the Cafateria*

Allen says:
*steals Lavi's bandana and puts it on Kanda at Lavi style* nao Watson is Lavui!!!! x333

Lavi says:
*gets some sweet sake from Jerry and drinks alone in the area* =w=

Kanda says:
~smirks, and whispers a plan into Moyashi's ear~

Allen says:
*listens*

Lavi says:
crap o.o

Allen says:
>3

Kanda says:
~is still smirking~ Got it, moyashi?

Allen says:
yesh sir!!

Lavi says:
*drinks his 10th one* D>

Kanda says:
~snaps fingers, and a huge bottle of champagne is wheeled in by ~koffenslavedkoff~ finders and is burst open~

Allen says:
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*traps Lavi*

Kanda says:
~zips through the raining champagne and ties Lavi up with shackles~
Kufufufufufu~

Lavi says:
WTF?!

Kanda says:
~opens mouth and drinks the champagne raining from the sky for a quick moment~

Lavi says:
Dx

Allen says:
*is covered in champagne* i'm stikky and bubbly...

Lavi says:
*blinks*

Allen says:
~yawns~

Lavi says:
Why am I chaaiineed?

Allen says:
*rubs eyes and talks sleepy* becauze I zay zo

Kanda says:
Because you decided to be a hermit and left us, baka niwatori.

Lavi says:
D>
This is not cool!

Kanda says:
~smirks~ Don't worry. We'll keep you company, won't we, moyashi?
~drinks some more sake~

Allen says:
*nods*

Lavi says:
...Yuu-cchhhaaann
He'll be knocked out cold... -_-;

Allen says:
then we'll give him a blanket

Lavi says:
o.o

Allen says:
*takes both of your jackets and uses them as blankets and goes to sleep*

Lavi says:
Told you

Kanda says:
~blink~
Lavi says:
=o=
Ozuchi Kozuchi grow grow grow~ *gets Kanda and pulls him over* Unchain me.

Kanda says:
Why should I?

Lavi says:
*licks the sake off his lips* Because you want to <3


In the end, this was all recoded by Tincampy, and sold on hot pages by Lenalee.